“and what does YOUR blog have to do with lauren conrad, kim kardashian, gwyenth paltrow, victoria beckham, oprah [winfrey], ‘rachel’ ray, star jones (who admitted to gastric bypass surgery, not berries), etc.?
this is the fifth ‘blog’ I’ve seen about the same acai ‘diet.’
i’m thinking the celebrities featured in the ads (which are quite prominent on myspace) should sue…hm? and even one of the ads featuring a ‘normal’ woman was clearly edited: http://tinyurl.com/47bq23
i don’t expect this to show up on here, though, seeing a it’s an ad. so i’ll just post it on my blog. how does that sound, shanda/anna/sarah/samantha/julia?”

yeah. all you have to do to look for these ads is refresh the myspace homepage. or google acai, i reckon.

my absolute, number-one favorite model of all time is Jessica Stam.

i couldn’t explain how much i admire her. she’s the most gorgeous human being i’ve ever seen and she has talent for ages.

my favorite model of the moment is Karlie Kloss.

just cavalli

karlie is 15 years old and, according to nyf, hails from chicago. you might recognize her for her rather infamous slouchy walk. i recognize her because she’s mighty successful at such a young age (and does some fabric-lacking shots i’m sure my own mother wouldn’t like myself in)…and because she’s tall, tall, tall! her eyebrows aren’t shabby, either.

one model i can’t stand is caroline trentini. i’m not sure what it is about her that other people find attractive…i can’t really find it. the shocking difference between the color of her brows and scalp displease me.

ah! i’ve had enough with the beaitiful people. off to bed.

tomorrow i shall post concerning my ever drab hair.

THIS BLOP GHOST IS DEDICATED TO MY BEST MYSPACE FRIEND EVER, WHOSE BIRTHDAY IS…RIGHT NOW. yup.

two things:

1. i am an official firefox convert/addict. respect.

2. whaaaaaaaaaaa scary scary help me mommy where’s my juicebox?!: http://www.scaryforkids.com/kuchisake-onna/

i’d post a comment about how freaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaky that shit is but apparently i don’t exist to that bitch. crycrycry.

i promise i’ll post tomorrow, *whoever reads this piece of shit here*.

i just got my 8gb pink nano in june…

i’m going to explode as soon as i’m done wetting myself.

it seems like so many people are famous nowadays that you don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

i don’t understand the point of fame. money doesn’t always come with it. and money is what we really need right now.

why are people wasting their time trying to be known when they could spend those minutes getting money?

yes, i know. fame is an inderect, non-fool-proof fan to money. but you know what a direct, fool-proof plan to money is? money!

so instead of twittering your life away, go get a job. work during your free time. for pete’s sake, at least do some community service.

just remember: don’t drive to work.

you know how everyone’s freaking out about the envionrment, resources, all that jazz? well, i have the perfect arch-nemesis for all you panda-lovers out there:

hint; a flavored, bottled water.

at first glance, this bottle seems totally innocuous. and if you look loser, even a bit clever (see: burger king). but then you pick it up and realize, this is the most plastic i’ve ever held in my hand in the form of a bottle. (also, i don’t particularly like the flavor.)

the brand’s slogan is “drink water, not sugar.” well, if i leave this bottle in my car, i think i’ll actually be drinking dead dinosaurs’ carcasses more than their recycled piss.

i’m not an eco-freak. i don’t “believe” in global warming (insert eye-roll here). my biggest cause is light pollution. but i think it’s time for a monopoly of knowledge.

DeviantArt!!

i’m pretty convinced this place (pet name dA) has it all. some of the extremely good artists who know how to work computers have profiles on dA. and a good share are “undiscovered” but still harbor great talent.

really, even if you’re not a member, it’s fun to look at the several years’ worth of art they have. watercolors, sketches, cakes, dolls, photomanipulations, mirosoft paint atrocities–it’s all there. the community is also big on intelligent, witty people.

if you have the time (i know you do) check it out.

next up is the short film Rubber Johnny. let me just tell you, right now, this video isn’t for the faint of heart, or anything else, for that matter. what it lacks in normalcy it makes up for in superravefantastic.

well, that’s all i wanted to share today…er…yesterday. tomorrow (later today, perhaps) will contain my thoughts on a certain product’s design.

toodles

and i lust after the black lip gloss trend.

i’ve always found black-glossed lips beyond sexy. not exactly something to go with your work attire, but wonderful in an artistic photoshoot.

let’s mention the two most notable, Lancome’s Piha Black/Piha Red and YSL Pur Gloss in Black.

i first learned of the Piha set in an issue of Vogue, which featured an interview with Aaron de Mey, Lancome’s artistic director. the lipstick-lip gloss duo is inspired, respectively, by Christian Louboutin shoes’ soles and the sands of Piha, New Zealand’s beaches. the lipstick is a vibrant red that mimicks the trademark bottom of the Frenchman’s shoes. the gloss is shimmery, much like sand, and can be layered over the lipstick to create an interestingly sexy effect, or worn alone, or left out of the equation entirely (but with the trend toward black, who would do such a thing??). the set actually goes on sale in November in Bloomingdale’s, i believe.

now, YSL’s gloss–which was already sold out, before shipment had even commenced–is supposedly the deepest plum when layered fully, and more of an aubergine when the bare minimum is applied (not that i would know; i obviously have never seen it in real life). it was designed especially for the Yves Saint Laurent runway to be paired with short, black wigs and dark, severe designs. one look at the models asks, ”how did the models walk in those seven-inch stiletto boots with their eyes covered like that?” but there is no question that the gloss is delicious.

another cosmetics company catching onto the trend is MAC. the products used for the look linked seem to have either come back from the dead, were made available to the public, or were created just for this trend. (Yes, that black lipmix is on my wishlist, in case either of the above turns out to be too expensive.)

now, i swear, i’m going to sleep, it’s so late!

i decided i would post my favorite tattoo of all freaking time…

i think it’s genius!!

if anyone reads this blog…ahem…comments are much appreciated.

can’t think of anything right now. maybe i’ll post later.

random girl